Q: What does a burp have in common with a beautiful linen tablecloth?
A: They both remind you of lunch.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #11151
Q: How is taking a laxative like operating a dump truck?
A: Never mind.
Joke #11149
Q: What’s the difference between someone with diarrhea and a Beverly Hillbilly?
A: One makes frequent trips to the john, and the other swims in the cement pond.
Joke # 11135
Q: Why does a female praying mantis eat the head off her mate?
A: She thinks she’s Ozzy Osbourne.
Joke #11133
Q: Why is nose picking like operating a dump truck?
A: You can get rid of your load with a flick of the finger.
Joke #11132
Q: Should people with diarrhea wear diapers?
A: Depends on how bad the diarrhea is.
Joke #11131
Answer: Willy from Free Willy, a Chia Pet, and Ex-Lax.
Question: What’s something that blows, grows, and flows?
Joke #11129
Q: What’s the difference between a lugey and a victim in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
A: One of them gets hacked up, and the other just gets hocked up.
Joke #11128
Q: What do you call a western about a nauseated gunfighter?
A: Wyatt Urp.
Joke #11127
Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?
A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.
Joke #11126
Q: What’s the difference between a dirty diaper and a soldier doing KP?
A: One’s on mess duty, and the other’s just doing duty.
Joke #11125
Q: What do a diaper and a dump truck have in common?
A: During the day they both pick up a load.
Joke #11069
Q: What happened to Garth from Wayne’s World when he had too much Hamburger Helper with horseradish?
A: He heavily hurled the Hamburger Helper with horseradish.
Joke #11068
Q: In Wayne’s World, what happened to Wayne when he had too much spaghetti with special spicy sauce?
A: He spontaneously spewed the spaghetti with special spicy sauce.
Joke #11066
Q: What do ear wax and Milk of Magnesia have in common?
A: They both prevent a sound flow.