Q: How is having a weak bladder like wearing old stockings?
A: Either way, you end up with runs down your legs.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #11182
Q: What do you call a movie about an angry baseball official who hocks a lugey at a coach?
A: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Joke #11181
Q: What do you call a play about nauseated musclemen?
A: Hurly-Burly.
Joke #11177
Q: What do you call it when an oyster throws up into a jelly jar?
A: A Pearl Jam.
Joke #11175
Q: What do you call a newscaster who falls on the floor and gets sick?
A: Spew Downs.
Joke #11174
Q: Why did the peasants use Marie Antoinette’s head as a centerpiece at the birthday party?
A: They wanted her to eat cake, too.
Joke #11173
Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
Joke #11171
Q: Why don’t cannibals serve up stuffed bodies?
A: Because its not polite to eat a mouth that’s full.
Joke #11170
Q: Why do cannibals like eating frightened farmers?
A: They taste just like chicken.
Joke #11168
Q: How are dirty socks like a losing team?
A: They hate to go down in defeat.
Joke #11165
Q: What do you call it when guys with bad breath are out looking for girls?
A: Scoping.
Joke #11164
Q: Why aren’t Wednesday and Pugsley allowed to bring their pets to the dinner table?
A: Pets are served only for lunch.
Joke #11162
Q: How did Snow White’s smock get wet?
A: She was sprinkling pepper too close to Sneezy.
Joke #11155
Q: How is belly-button lint like a flower?
A: It grows best in a moist, warm place.
Joke #11153
Q: How is talking to someone with food stuck in his teeth like washing dishes?
A: You can guess what people had for lunch.