Q: What’s easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or dead babys?
A: Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #5483
Q: Whats pink and swings?
A: A dead baby on a meat hook.
Joke #5482
Q: What’s cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby in a Wal-Mart bag.
Joke #5476
Q: What’s 18 inches and scares women?
A: Crib death
Joke #5473
Q: What’s green, red, and spins around?
A: A frog in a blender
Joke #5458
Q: How do you castrate a priest?
A: Kick the altar boy in the head.
Joke #5456
Q: Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
A: Clitty litter
Joke #5455
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!