Q: Why do flies eat throw-up?
A: It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #10773
Q: What do you get when you mix franks and beans, a hot day, and a kid with a queasy stomach?
A: I don’t know, but you’re standing in it.
Joke #10772
Q: What do you call a dish featuring meat from pigs and people?
A: Pork and beings.
Joke #10770
Q: Why do gnats hate to throw up after a meal?
A: It draws flies.
Joke #10769
Q: Why are franks and beans such a good lunch on a hot day?
A: They are as good coming up as they are going down.
Joke #10768
Q: Why do gnats love open sores?
A: Because they don’t have to worry about who gets to eat the scab.
Joke #10766
Q: Why do mother birds vomit into their chicks’ mouths?
A: They hate to send them out without a hot breakfast.
Joke #8953
Q: What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!
Joke #5617
Q: What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common?
A: They both change their pads after 3 periods
Joke #5547
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Joke #5546
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
Joke #5545
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Joke #5544
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Joke #5543
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Joke #5542
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art