Q: Why should you never sneeze on someone’s bag lunch?
A: How are they going to trade it after you’ve sneezed on it?
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #10971
Q: On “Gilligan’s Island,” what did the castaways do when they ran out of seasoning?
A: They used Ginger.
Joke #10966
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a soldier with diarrhea?
A: “Gomer Piles.”
Joke #10964
Answer: A real rich guy, what comes up when you clear your throat, and a school kid who’s a doctor.
Question: What’s a Kluge, a lugey, and a Doogie?
Joke #10824
Q: What’s the difference between an old pair of shoes and a school lunch?
A: In an emergency, you can always eat the shoes.
Joke #10823
Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite dessert?
A: Road pies.
Joke #10822
Q: Why do vultures like the road kill on country roads?
A: They prefer home cooking.
Joke #10820
Q: What did the characters in Alive! yell before going swimming?
A: “Last one in is a coddled egg!”
Joke #10819
Q: What did the survivors eat for dessert in Alive!?
A: Soccer torte.
Joke #10818
Q: Why did nobody in Alive! want to oversleep?
A: They didn’t want to be breakfast in bed.
Joke #10817
Q: How did the kid get the fly out of his milk?
A: He just skimmed the top.
Joke #10816
Q: What’s the difference between a moving doughnut and a falling man with a gunshot wound?
A: One’s a rolling hole and the other’s a holey roler.
Joke #10815
Q: What’s the difference between somebody living in the Arctic and a catfish?
A: In the Arctic they eat fat to stay warm, and a catfish eats worms to stay fat.
Joke #10814
Q: What do you call it when Uncle Morty’s corpse sits up straight?
A: Rigorous Morty.
Joke #10813
Q: What do you call a scalped corpse that gets run over by a wagon?
A: A rumpled still skinned.