Q: Why couldn’t they sell soda pop at the doubleheader?
A: The home team lost the opener.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11514
Q: What do you get if you tie two bikes together?
A: Siamese Schwinns.
Joke #11513
Q: What do you get if you cross a karate expert with a tree?
A: Spruce Lee.
Joke #11512
Q: What do pigs do when they play basketball?
A: Hog the ball.
Joke #11509
Q: What was the nearsighted chicken doing on the baseball diamond?
A: Trying to hatch a fowl ball.
Joke #11508
Q: What should a runner eat before a race?
A: Ketchup.
Joke #11507
Q: Why did the football player complain to the waiter?
A: There was a fly in his soup-er bowl.
Joke #11506
Q: Who has played for every hockey team in the National Hockey League?
A: The organist at Madison Square Garden.
Joke #11505
Q: What is a hermit?
A: A girl’s baseball glove.
Joke #11503
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a track-and-field star?
A: A floppy discus thrower.
Joke #11502
Q: How does a hockey player kiss?
A: He puckers up.
Joke #11501
Q: Why do fast-food lovers do so well in marathons?
A: They like to eat and run.
Joke #11499
Q: Why did the basketball wear a bib?
A: So it wouldn’t dribble.
Joke #11498
Q: Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the Army?
A: The first time he saluted, he cracked his helmet.
Joke #11497
Q: What do you get if cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A pork chop.