Q: What team is known for traveling with the ball?
A: The Harlem Globe-Trotters.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11575
Q: What dessert should basketball players never eat?
A: Turnovers.
Joke #11574
Q: What disease makes you a better basketball player?
A: Athlete’s foot.
Joke #11572
Q: What is Wilt the Stilt’s middle name?
A: The.
Joke #11571
Q: Why did the retired basketball player become a judge?
A: To stay on the court.
Joke #11570
Q: Why did the bench-sitter bring a water pistol to the basketball game?
A: He wanted a chance to shoot the ball.
Joke #11568
Q: How do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A: With Hula Hoops.
Joke #11567
Q: Why was Cinderella such an awful basketball player?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Joke #11564
Q: Why did the ghost try out for the cheerleading squad?
A: To add a little team spirit.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost join the team?
A: Because they needed spirit.
Joke #11559
Q: What’s black and white and green all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Gator Bowl.
Joke #11558
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?
A: Yeller.
Joke #11557
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Joke #11556
Q: What’s black and white and sticky all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Sugar Bowl.
Joke #11554
Q: What’s green, has bumps, and plays football?
A: The Green Bay Pickles.
Joke #11553
Q: Why did the football player do a commercial for hair shampoo?
A: He was troubled by split ends.