Q: What did the hairless creature from space say when he got a comb for a gift?
A: I’ll never part with it.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11630
Q: What did the Martian say to the gas pump?
A: Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!
Joke #11629
Q: What are two things a spaceman can never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What are the two things you can never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Joke #11627
Q: What did the Martian say when he fell in love with the fire hydrant?
A: I’d like to nozzle up with you.
Joke #11626
Q: What did the first Martian who landed on Earth say to the fire hydrant?
A: Take me to your leader.
Joke #11605
Q: Did you hear about the guy who tried to amputate his right arm at a Denny’s?
A: I hope he got all of his leftovers.
Joke #11604
Q: Why are wrestlers so good at geometry?
A: Because they’re used to circling in a square ring.
Joke #11597
Q: Why did the wrestlers have to wrestle in the dark?
A: Their match wouldn’t light.
Joke #11592
Q: What are a wrestler’s favorite colors?
A: Black and blue.
Joke #11585
Q: What position did the monster play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What position did the ghost play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
Joke #11583
Q: What were the soccer star’s first words as a baby?
A: Look, Ma, no hands.
Joke #11582
Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
A: New Jersey.
Joke #11580
Q: What is a personal foul?
A: Your very own chicken.
Joke #11578
Q: Why was the basketball player holding his nose?
A: Someone was taking a foul shot.
Joke #11577
Q: What do you get if you cross a basketball player with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of the basketball season.