Q: How does a door chime answer the phone?
A: Bello?
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11891
Q: How does a lobster answer the phone?
A: Shello?
Joke #11890
Q: How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
A: Y-E-L-L-O!
Joke #11889
Q: Why couldn’t the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor.
Joke #11888
Q: What did the payphone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?
A: Money’s tight these days!
Joke #11886
Q: What did the fax machine say to the telephone?
A: You send me!
Joke #11884
Q: What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
A: Take my word for it.
Joke #11882
Q: How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A: They both have rings!
Joke #11880
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
A: A golden receiver!
Joke #11878
Q: What do you got if you cross a telephone with a ghost?
A: A phantom caller!
Joke #11876
Q: What do you get if you cross a broken telephone with a football player?
A: A quarterback
Joke #11874
Q: Why did the vampire answer the phone in his pajamas
A: He couldn’t find his bat robe!
Joke #11872
Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Joke #11870
Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Joke #11868
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
A: He had no body to talk with!