Q: What did the nervous wrestler say?
A: “I’ve got to get a hold on myself.”
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #12821
Q: Why do hobos who play football make great pass receivers?
A: Because they know every down-and-out pattern in the book.
Joke #12816
Q: What’s the first requirement for bowling?
A: Being strong enough to lift the ball of course.
Joke #12812
Q: Where does a pig play golf?
A: On the sausage links, of course!
Joke #12797
Q: What do you get if you cross a woman with a goat?
A: A lady who’s always butting into other people’s affairs.
Joke #12778
Q: How do you make a woman explode?
A: Try dropping one.
Joke #12775
Q: Why are writers the strangest creatures in the world?
A: Because their tales come out of their heads.
Joke #12773
Q: Did you hear about the lady who was proud to call herself a housewife?
A: She was married to Matthew J. House, a wealthy businessman.
Joke #12727
Q: What is a crick?
A: That’s the noise a Japanese camera makes.
Joke #12725
Q: What did the robot say when he ran out of electricity?
A: “AC come, AC go.”
Joke #12656
Q: When does a major league umpire usually retire?
A: When his seeing-eye dog dies.
Joke #12655
Q: Who are the most despised football players?
A: The offensive team.
Joke #12654
Q: Who’s the most popular figure in swimming?
A: The one who knows all the dives.
Joke #12653
Q: How can you sprain yourself in an Olympic event?
A: By slipping a discus.
Joke #12652
Q: Why did the meek baseball player have such a low batting average?
A: Because he wouldn’t hit a fly.