Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with a parrot?
A: A present that talks to itself.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13777
Q: What do you get when you cross a menorah with a present?
A: Eight gifts to unwrap!
Joke #13776
Q: Which reindeer helps you keep your bathroom clean?
A: Comet.
Joke #13775
Q: What does Santa call his Christmas Eve delivery service?
A: The flight before Christmas.
Joke #13774
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say about Rudolph?
A: “Oh, he’s such a dear (deer)!”
Joke #13773
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing at all?
A: His shadow.
Joke #13772
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Wouldn’t you be, if you could eat milk and cookies all night long?
Joke #13771
Q: Why is Santa big and jolly?
A: Because if he were small and mean, he’d be Scrooge!
Joke #13770
Q: What’s worse than a grouchy Santa?
A: A reindeer with a charley horse.
Joke #13769
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Joke #13768
Q: Who says “Oh! Oh! Oh!”?
A: A backwards Santa.
Joke #13767
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarves were busy.
Joke #13766
Q: Why doesn’t Santa harness horses to his sleigh?
A: Horses don’t have red noses!
Joke #13765
Q: What are Santa’s favorite girls’ names?
A: Christmas Carol and Candy Cane.
Joke #13764
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.