Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13830
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Joke #13829
Q: What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
A: Good mews!
Joke #13828
Q: What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
A: Eti-cat, of course!
Joke #13827
Q: What do you call a setter who can’t point?
A: Disa-pointing!
Joke #13826
Q: What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A: A doggone catastrophe!
Joke #13820
Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Joke #13813
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with an elf?
A: A present that wraps itself.
Joke #13812
Q: What’s worse than a hoarse caroller?
A: A reindeer that’s afraid of heights.
Joke #13810
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: Vixen punched him.
Joke #13809
Q: What do you get when you cross Rudolph with a homing pigeon?
A: A creature that keeps coming back, bringing you presents!
Joke #13807
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He has a cold!
Joke #13800
Q: What’s the best part about being a reindeer?
A: The frequent flyer miles.
Joke #13795
Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for the holidays?
A: A list of everything you want!
Joke #13794
Q: Why did the silly boy think that every day was Christmas in Hollywood?
A: Because it’s called Tinsel Town.