Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?
A: Cats-up!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17601
Q: What happens to a young cat who goes on Weight Watchers?
A: She becomes pussy-willowy!
Joke #17600
Q: Which car do our feline friends like best?
A: Cat-illacs.
Joke #17598
Q: What do you call your singing cat?
A: Purrl Bailey!
Joke #17597
Q: Which cats love popular music?
A: Cool cats!
Joke #17596
Q: How do you see a very tiny cat’s face?
A: With a MUGnifying glass!
Joke #17595
Q: If a fat cat is a flabby tabby, what’s a very small cat?
A: An itty bitty kitty!
Joke #17594
Q: How can you tell if your cat can count?
A: Ask it what one minus one is, then see if the cat says nothing!
Joke #17593
Q: Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?
A: Yes, a spelling bee!
Joke #17591
Q: When is a dog’s tail not a dog’s tail?
A: When it’s a waggin’ (a wagon)!
Joke #17590
Q: What animal has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, and the ways of a cat, but isn’t a cat?
A: A kitten!
Joke #17589
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One means “pause at the end of a clause”; the other means “claws at the end of paws”!
Joke #17588
Q: What’s the difference between Coca-Cola and a cat washing itself?
A: One is the pause that refreshes; the other refreshes its paws!
Joke #17586
Q: What do dogs have in common with trees?
A: Bark!
Joke #17585
Q: What did the cat get who played all night under the Christmas tree?
A: A fir coat!