Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fast Foodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17810
Q: Which drink do fast food customers cheer for the most?
A: Root beer!
Joke #17809
Q: Where did Superman open his fast food restaurant?
A: Somewhere near Lois Lane!
Joke #17808
Q: How come the hot dog was shivering?
A: It was served with chili beans!
Joke #17807
Q: How is celery born?
A: The “stalk” brings it!
Joke #17806
Q: How is Humpty-Dumpty best described?
A: As “one good egg”!
Joke #17805
Q: How did they honor John Q. Rye when he was named “Breadwinner of the Year?”
A: They toasted him!
Joke #17803
Q: What did the preacher say at the pickle wedding?
A: “Dilly Beloved, we are gathered here together…”!
Joke #17802
Q: What did the hungry astronaut see?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!
Joke #17801
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Joke #17800
Q: Why did the chopped meat get slapped in the face?
A: It was fresh!
Joke #17799
Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You’re dill-icious!
Joke #17798
Q: Where do most outstanding hamburgers end up?
A: In the Hall of Flame!
Joke #17796
Q: What has a thousand ears but can’t hear?
A: A cornfield!
Joke #17795
Q: What can you say about Frank Perdue and Colonel Sanders?
A: They’re for the birds!