Q: Who lives in a church bell tower and plays football?
A: The halfback of Notre Dame
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17905
Q: What vegetable has the highest batting average?
A: Veggie Jackson.
Joke #17904
Q: How did the mermaid convince the ballplayer to join her in the ocean?
A: She told him there were 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Joke #17903
Q: What’s the difference between a good sportsman and an umpire?
A: One plays by the rules, the other rules on the plays.
Joke #17902
Q: What do you call the player behind home plate on an all St. Bernard baseball team?
A: The dog catcher.
Joke #17901
Q: What happened to the baseball player who was late for dinner?
A: His wife threw him out at home.
Joke #17898
Q: What’s blue and cuddly, and you can play baseball on it?
A: Astro-Smurf
Joke #17897
Q: What kind of dancing do crash dummies enjoy?
A: Brake dancing.
Joke #17895
Q: When did the bratty gymnast win the competition?
A: When she finally got off her high horse.
Joke #17893
Q: Where do astronauts go for refreshments when they’re on the Red Planet?
A: Mars bars.
Joke #17892
Q: What do you call four stone presidents with a skin condition?
A: Mount Rashmore (Rushmore).
Joke #17891
Q: What mountain range sings religious songs?
A: The Hymn-alayas.
Joke #17890
Q: What would you get if you crossed a rock formation with a bison?
A: A bluff-alo.
Joke #17888
Q: How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska?
A: On icicles built for two.
Joke #17887
Q: Why does winter always seem like the longest season?
A: Because it comes in one year and out the other.