Q: Who is wicked and wears glass slippers?
A: Sin-derella.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18234
Q: What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with Cinderella’s guardian?
A: A hairy godmother.
Joke #18233
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with laundry?
A: Wash and wearwolf.
Joke #18232
Q: How do you tell when a werewolf is a failure?
A: When he wears a body toupee.
Joke #18231
Q: What would you get if you crossed Dracula and a werewolf?
A: A blood-sucking fur ball.
Joke #18230
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Abominable Snowman and Dracula?
A: A cold-blooded killer.
Joke #18228
Q: What’s the difference between vampires and leeches?
A: About half a pint.
Joke #18227
Q: Who guards the bloodmobile after hours?
A: The bite watchman.
Joke #18226
Q: What did the vampire say to the doctor?
A: “Take me to your bleeder.”
Joke #18225
Junior Dracula waited all year for the vampire carnival. When his turn came to ride on the giant bat, it was closing time.
“Please!” he pleaded, “Why can’t I ride?”
“Sorry,” replied the operator. “You missed your turn at bat.”
Joke #18224
Q: Why did the baby vampire sleep in its parents’ bed?
A: It kept having bat dreams.
Joke #18223
Q: What did Dracula’s mother hang over his crib?
A: A blood mobile.
Joke #18222
Q: Was the vampire race close?
A: Yes, it was neck and neck.
Joke #18221
Q: What do you call a depressed vampire?
A: Dracu-low.
Joke #18220
Q: What do you call six vampires to go?
A: A Drac Pack.