Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it’ll stop sucking.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5282
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass fence?
A: To see what was on the other side
Joke #5281
Q: Why dont blondes go water skiing?
A: They lay down as soon as their crotches get wet
Joke #5279
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair color?
A: It matches their moustache
Joke #5278
Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Gifted
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Joke #5276
Q: Why was the blonde’s bellybutton sore?
A: Cause her boyfriend was blonde too!
Joke #5275
Q: A smart blonde and a dumb blonde jumped off the empire state building. Who landed 1st?
A: The dumb blonde, smart ones dont exsist!
Joke #5263
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that won the gold medal at the olympics?
A: She had it bronzed.
Joke #5262
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everybody’s been in a 747