Q: What washes up on really small beaches?
A: Microwaves.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #7859
Q: What do bulls write with?
A: With a bullpen.
Joke #7858
Q: What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What’s at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Joke #7857
Q: Mississippi, how do you spell it?
A: I-T.
Joke #7856
Q: Why is a lost Dalmation easily found?
A: Because he’s always spotted.
Joke #7855
Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
A: All the fans have left.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: Why does it get hot after a basketball game?
A: Because all the fans have gone.
Joke #7854
Q: What kind of cat likes water?
A: An octopuss!
Joke #7853
Q: How do hens stay fit?
A: They always eggs-ercise.
Joke #7852
Q: What month do people talk the least?
A: February – because it’s the shortest month of the year.
Joke #7851
Q: What is an owl’s favorite subject?
A: Owlgebra.
Joke #7850
Q: Why did the skeleton go the movies by himself?
A: He had no body to go with him.
Joke #7849
Q: What does a bee sit on?
A: His bee-hind (behind).
Joke #7848
Q: What did the wind say to the screen?
A: Just passing through!
Joke #7847
Q: What is a fat ape?
A: A chunky monkey.
Joke #7846
Q: What’s black and white and has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.