Q: Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #8953
Q: What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!
Joke #8952
Q: How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Joke #8951
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A: A golden retriever.
Joke #8950
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blow job with handlebars
Joke #8949
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up
Joke #8948
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Joke #8947
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A: She sold her car for it…
Joke #8946
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.
Joke #8945
Q: What is a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Joke #8944
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Joke #8943
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Cause it said concentrate.
Joke #8942
Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Joke #8941
Q: What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: “Play ball!”
Joke #8940
Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.