Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s new book?
A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #8968
Q: What’s the new game they’re playing in the White House?
A: Swallow the Leader
Joke #8967
Q: How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A: The President after Bush
Joke #8966
Q: What’s Monica Lewinsky’s favorite instrument?
A: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
Joke #8965
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?
A: One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum.
Joke #8964
Q: What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Princess Diana?
A: They both get screwed in cars.
Joke #8963
Q: Why did the French Police confiscate Paparazzi pictures taken at the crash scene of Princess Diana?
A: They were too cheap to buy a copy of the Enquirer for themselves.
Joke #8962
Q: Why did some people call Princess Diana’s fatal car crash a miracle?
A: Because a full-sized Mercedes Sedan went into the tunnel…and a sub-compact convertible came out.
Joke #8961
Q: What was Princess Diana’s final hairstyle?
A: A French twist.
Joke #8960
Q: Why did Princess Diana’s bodyguard wear a seat belt?
A: Because he was never one to buckle under pressure.
Joke #8959
Q: What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
A: They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Joke #8958
Q: Why is Princess Diana like a mobile phone?
A: They both die in tunnels!!
Joke #8957
Q: Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
A: To feed the toilet duck!
Joke #8956
Q: Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A: Open 24 hours a day.
Joke #8955
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A: Oh no, I’m going to fall again!