Q: Why did the baby ghost cry?
A: Cause it had a boo-boo
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #9012
Q: What store do dogs refuse to go to?
A: The flea market.
Joke #9011
Q: How does every baseball player get a hit?
A: He sings a song.
Joke #9010
Q: How far did the witch fly?
A: Ghost to ghost.
Joke #9008
Q: What starts with “T,” is full of “T,” and ends with “T”?
A: A teapot.
Joke #9007
Q: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?
A: Wet!
Joke #9006
Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Joke #9005
Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat in a desert?
A: They both have sandy claws.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
A: Sandy Claws!
Joke #9004
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What travels faster in space, heat or cold?
A: Heat. You can catch a cold.
Joke #9003
Q: What did the noodles say to the butter?
A: Don’t try and butter me up.
Joke #9000
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Joke #8999
Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
A: It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Joke #8998
I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Joke #8997
Q: What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
Joke #8996
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.