Q: What do you call a redneck with indigestion?
A: A hick-up.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #10975
Q: Why should you never sneeze on someone’s school lunch?
A: The kid may start liking school lunches.
Joke #10974
Q: What do you get when you cross a careless guillotine operator with a bank robber?
A: A one-armed bandit.
Joke #10973
Q: Why should you never sneeze on someone’s bag lunch?
A: How are they going to trade it after you’ve sneezed on it?
Joke #10972
Q: Why do doctors study bad skin disorders before prescribing medicine?
A: They don’t want to be rash.
Joke #10971
Q: On “Gilligan’s Island,” what did the castaways do when they ran out of seasoning?
A: They used Ginger.
Joke #10970
Q: What did the Skipper call Gilligan when the witch doctor shrunk his head?
A: Little buddy.
Joke #10969
Q: What do you call a talk show host who gets hit by a doughnut truck?
A: Sally Jelly Raphael
Joke #10968
Q: What do you call a shipwrecked rich man when you stick with a needle?
A: Mr. Howl.
Joke #10967
Q: What do you call a talk show host who is yelling in a burning building?
A: Arson-eeee-oooh!
Joke #10966
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a soldier with diarrhea?
A: “Gomer Piles.”
Joke #10965
Q: What do you call a talk show host who gets hit by a Buick?
A: Geraldo Riviera
Joke #10964
Answer: A real rich guy, what comes up when you clear your throat, and a school kid who’s a doctor.
Question: What’s a Kluge, a lugey, and a Doogie?
Joke #10956
Q: When are feet on your face?
A: When they are crow’s feet.
Joke #10955
Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate.