LARRY: “Can you spot me on the parallel bars?”
BARRY: “Sure, you’re right there.”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #17895
Q: When did the bratty gymnast win the competition?
A: When she finally got off her high horse.
Joke #17894
A chameleon walked into a travel office.
“Where would you like to go?” asked the travel agent.
“No place in particular,” said the chameleon. “I’m just looking for a change.”
Joke #17893
Q: Where do astronauts go for refreshments when they’re on the Red Planet?
A: Mars bars.
Joke #17892
Q: What do you call four stone presidents with a skin condition?
A: Mount Rashmore (Rushmore).
Joke #17891
Q: What mountain range sings religious songs?
A: The Hymn-alayas.
Joke #17890
Q: What would you get if you crossed a rock formation with a bison?
A: A bluff-alo.
Joke #17888
Q: How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska?
A: On icicles built for two.
Joke #17887
Q: Why does winter always seem like the longest season?
A: Because it comes in one year and out the other.
Joke #17886
Q: How do you wrap a gift for a weatherman?
A: With a rain-bow.
Joke #17885: The World’s Weirdest Weather Joke
When Julius Caesar saw a storm coming, he consulted his weather wizard.
“What’s it going to be like?” he asked the wizard.
“Hail, Caesar!” replied the wizard.
Joke #17884
Q: What do you always find at the end of a tunnel?
A: The letter “l.”
Joke #17883
Q: What is the best game to play on misty days?
A: Leapfog.
Joke #17882
Q: Where do snakes go on vacation?
A: Venom-Zuela
Joke #17881
TEACHER: “What foreign country sends us sugar?”
BILLY: “We don’t get sugar from foreign countries. We borrow it from next door.”