A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #24412
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey.
Joke #24411
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Joke #24392
Q: Wanna hear a construction joke?
A: I’m still working on it…
Joke #23998
Your momma is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Joke #23782
Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
A: “Where’s my tractor?”
Joke #23530
Man: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.”
Man: “Really?”
Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”
Joke #23529
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Joke #23474
Q: How do you make an orange turn over?
A: Tickle its navel.
Joke #23473
Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A: A food chain.
Joke #23472
Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?
A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles
Joke #23471
Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?
A: A sour grape.
Joke #23470
Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?
A: All of them.
Joke #23469
Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?
A: Limestone.
Joke #23468
Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
A: A blueberry jam.