Q: Why did the snake swallow the flashlight?
A: It wanted to shed some light.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18049
Q: What kind of underwear do female snakes wear?
A: Co-bras.
Joke #18048
Q: Why did Mother Cobra put powder on her babies?
A: To avoid viper (diaper) rash.
Joke #18047
Q: What kind of snakes are useful in rainstorms?
A: Windshield vipers.
Joke #18046
Q: Where does the king of the boa constrictors stay when he’s in Las Vegas?
A: Squeezer’s (Caesar’s) Palace.
Joke #18045
Q: What would you get if you crossed linguine with a boa constrictor?
A: Spaghetti that winds itself.
Joke #18044
Q: What did the garden snake say to his wife?
A: “I wear the plants in the family.”
Joke #18043
Q: What do you take for snakebite?
A: Anti-hiss-tamines.
Joke #18042
Q: What do country western snakes wear?
A: Venom (denim) jackets.
Joke #18041
JASON: “I finally found the rattle in my car.”
MASON: “I’m glad to hear it.”
JASON: “I’m not — it was attached to a snake.”
Joke #18040
Q: What would you get if you crossed a tramp with a cow?
A: A bum steer.
Joke #18039
Q: What is the golden rule for cows?
A: “Do unto udders…”
Joke #18038
Q: Why is it so tough to make cows laugh?
A: Because they herd (heard) all the good ones.
Joke #18037
Q: What do you call the winner of a barnyard beauty contest?
A: The Dairy Queen
Joke #18036
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?