Q: Why did the elephant hang his trunk out the car window?
A: His turn signal was broken.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18064
Q: What’s gray, dives in the swimming pool and goes “Ow!”?
A: An elephant with chlorine in his eyes.
Joke #18063
Q: What animal likes to go to museums?
A: The artvark (aardvark).
Joke #18062
Q: What do pigs enjoy most about casinos?
A: The slop (slot) machines.
Joke #18061
Q: What would you get if you crossed a frog with a pig?
A: A wart hog.
Joke #18060
Q: Where do foster frogs come from?
A: Croaken homes.
Joke #18059
Q: What could you give a kangaroo for his birthday that you couldn’t give a frog?
A: A pocket watch.
Joke #18058
Q: What do you call Australian animal after it gets run over by a truck?
A: A duck-billed splattypus.
Joke #18057
Q: What kind of suit would you wear to a kangaroo wedding?
A: A jump suit.
Joke #18056
Q: Where do lambs buy their clothes?
A: Lamb shops.
Joke #18055
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Door jam (jamb) sandwiches.
Joke #18054
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Coatmeal.
Joke #18053
Q: What do goats eat for breakfast?
A: Goatmeal.
Joke #18052
Q: Why did the goat go to McDonald’s?
A: To get a Kid’s Meal.
Joke #18051
Q: What snakes like Raggedy Ann?
A: Cottonmouths.