Q: What Oriental chef is also a detective?
A: Sherwok Holmes.
Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #18331
Q: What detective is also a barber?
A: Sherlock Combs.
Joke #18330
Q: What’s an owl’s favorite mystery?
A: A whoooo-dunnit.
Joke #18329
Q: Why was the bird arrested?
A: For blue jay walking.
Joke #18328
Q: What’s squiggly, sharp, and very dangerous?
A: A worm with an icepick.
Joke #18327
Q: What happened to the cookie on the witness stand?
A: He crumbled under oath.
Joke #18326
Q: What game do farm kids play in the cornfields?
A: Cobs and robbers.
Joke #18325
Q: Why was the ghost found innocent?
A: Because he had an ali-boo.
Joke #18324
LAWYER: “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
PRISONER: “What’s the bad news?”
LAWYER: “They’re still going to electrocute you at sunrise.”
PRISONER: “What’s the good news?”
LAWYER: “I got the voltage reduced.”
Joke #18323
JUDGE: “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
CROOK: “I gave your daughter singing lessons.”
JUDGE: “Thirty years!”
Joke #18322
JUDGE: “Why did you steal the ballpoint?”
CROOK: “I haven’t got an inkling.”
JUDGE: “One year in the pen.”
Joke #18321
Q: What do you call a psychopath who scrapes green, fuzzy stuff off trees?
A: A moss murderer.
Joke #18320
POLICE EXAMINER: “If you were by yourself in a police car and were pursued by a gang of criminals in another car doing 60 miles an hour, what would you do?
POLICE CANDIDATE: “Seventy.”
Joke #18319
Q: What did the thumbtack say to the bulletin board?
A: “This is a stickup!”
Joke #18318: The World’s Siliest Musician Joke
A down-and-out musician was playing his guitar on a street corner.
Striding over, an angry policeman asked: “May I see your permit?”
“I don’t have one,” said the musician.
“In that case, you’ll have to accompany me,” said the cop.
“Cool,” exclaimed the musician. “What do you want to sing?”