GOOD: You came home for a quickie.
BAD: So did the postman.
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GOOD: You came home for a quickie.
BAD: So did the postman.
GOOD: The teacher likes your son.
BAD: Sexually.
WORSE: He’s gay.
GOOD: The secretary said “yes.”
BAD: Your wife says “no.”
GOOD: The postman’s early.
BAD: He’s wearing camos and has an AK-47.
GOOD: Hot outdoor sex.
BAD: You’re arrested.
WORSE: By your husband.
BAD: Your wife’s arrested for soliciting.
WORSE: She implicates you.
BAD: Your wife’s leaving you.
WORSE: To enter a convent.
BAD: Your wife’s leaving you.
WORSE: For another woman.
BAD: Your wife wants a divorce.
WORSE: She’s a lawyer.
BAD: Your son’s involved in Satanism.
WORSE: As a sacrifice.
BAD: Your husband’s a cross dresser.
WORSE: He looks better than you.
BAD: Your children are sexually active.
WORSE: With each other.
BAD: You find a porn movie in your son’s room.
WORSE: You’re in it.
BAD: You can’t find your vibrator.
WORSE: Your daughter “borrowed” it.
A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.”
“Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”