Q: How do you make a 10 year old boy cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5400
Q: What happens when a piece of baseball equipment weds a G-string?
A: Simple, a bat marries a thong.
Joke #5399
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later
Joke #5398
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson
Joke #5397
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
Fuck off you’re giving me a headache
Joke #5396
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I just
I just who
I just fucked your mom
Joke #5395
Knock Knock
Who dares!
You were supposed to say who’s there
You were supposed to say whose there who?
… =/
Joke #5394
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on our door?
Joke #5393
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Joke #5392
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who
Shut up, we ask the questions!
Joke #5391
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me
Me who?
Me you idiot
Oh hey charlie
Joke #5390
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I Trodimp
I trodimp who? (i trod in poo)
RANK!!!
Joke #5389
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
The door is locked that’s why I’m knockin!
Joke #5388
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You smell
You smell who
Like shit.
Joke #5387
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dick
Dick who
Its time you got that dick out of your arse