Q: What’s the difference between dead babies and Mustangs?
A: I don’t have 20 Mustangs in my garage.
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Q: What’s the difference between dead babies and Mustangs?
A: I don’t have 20 Mustangs in my garage.
Q: A Hummer goes off a cliff with 200 babies inside. What’s the tragedy?
A: It could have fit 300.
Q: What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
Q: What’s better than ten babies nailed to a tree?
A: One baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What spins around and taps the window?
A: A dead baby in a microwave.
Q: What’s worse than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: Why has Father Christmas got such a lousy sex life?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
Q: What’s easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or dead babys?
A: Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Q: Whats pink and swings?
A: A dead baby on a meat hook.
Q: What’s cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby in a Wal-Mart bag.
Q: What’s big and green, and if it fell out of a tree would hurt you?
A: A pool table!
Schwarzenegger has a big one
Michal J. Fox has a small one
Maddona doesnt have one
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it
Clinton uses his all the time what is it?
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A last name! Were you thinking about something else?
Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
A: Bingo
Q: What is blue, green, orange, and red all over your kitchen counter?
A: A blueberry pie with green apples and a little orange dye. And if you’re wondering about the red, it was my finger!
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.