Q: Why was the yule log slimey?
A: Because Santa came down the chimney.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5505
Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5502
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as the altar boy.
Joke #5501
Q: What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open
Joke #5500
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: We know how many people went down on the Titanic.
Joke #5499
Q: What’s black, gray, and read all over?
A: A newspaper
Joke #5498
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age.
Joke #5497
Q: What’s funnier than seven dead babies in one wheelie bin?
A: One dead baby in seven wheelie bins.
Joke #5496
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can’t fuck a rock.
Joke #5495
Q: What’s the difference between two idiots telling baby jokes and a lobotomy patient?
A: At least the lobotomy patient has half a brain!
Joke #5494
Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A: You take off your boots when you jump on a trampoline.
Joke #5493
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby’s severed limb and a marker?
A: You don’t get weird looks from people when you’re writing with a marker.
Joke #5492
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a treasure chest?
A: I don’t dig up a treasure chest to eat it.