Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Red mini
A: A Jaffa
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Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Red mini
A: A Jaffa
Q: What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A:“Hey! Watch this!”
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck Britney Spears?
A: Because he didn’t have a boner in his body!
Q: What do you get when you blow up Glendale?
A: Armo-geddon
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
Q: What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can’t hide dead babies in a gay man.
Q: What’s red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
Q: What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!
Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.