Q: How come the Buffalo Bills went to the bank?
A: To get their quarter back.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #10706
Q: What gives a ghost the right to scare you?
A: A haunting license.
Joke #10705
Q: What do you call a dog in summer?
A: A hot dog.
Joke #10704
Q: What lake tastes good with french fries?
A: Great Salt Lake!
Joke #10703
Q: What fish swims in the sky at night?
A: A starfish.
Joke #10702
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Joke #10701
Q: What do you call an owl that has armor on?
A: A knight owl.
Joke #10700
Q: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Joke #10664
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Joke #10663
Q: Did you hear about the unique platypus?
A: He was unlike all the otters.
Joke #10662
Q: How do geologists like their scotch?
A: On the rocks.
Joke #10661
Learning new computer skills can be a challenge. An office manager in my software training class, taking nothing for granted, jotted down every word I said.
During a break I peeked over his shoulder and read what he’d written… “New Computer Training–password is first name. Mine is ‘Bob’.”
Joke #10660
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”
“Sure.”
So Joe takes out a picture.
“What are you talking about?” Bill says, “That’s not your aunt! That’s a picture of a fish!”
Joe responds, “Well, sure it is… It’s my aunt Chovy!”
Joke #10607
Q: Why did the children all eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Joke #10606
Q: What does a pig write with?
A: An oink pen.