First Fan: Did you see the match between Frankenstein and Dracula?
Second Fan: No. What happened?
First Fan: Frankenstein was down for the Count.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11599
First Fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?
Second Fan: No, what was wrong with him?
First Fan: He was built upside down.
Joke #11598
First Wrestler: That sure was a long walk from the dressing room to the ring.
Second Wrestler: Don’t worry. You won’t have to walk back.
Joke #11597
Q: Why did the wrestlers have to wrestle in the dark?
A: Their match wouldn’t light.
Joke #11596
First Wrestler: I hear you’re taking a mail-order bodybuilding course.
Second Wrestler: That’s right. Every week, the mailman brings me a new piece of bodybuilding equipment.
First Wrestler: You don’t look much different to me.
Second Wrestler: You’re right. But you should see my mailman!
Joke #11594
First Wrestler: Want to see something really swell?
Second Wrestler: Sure.
First Wrestler: Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat.
Joke #11593
First Wrestler: I’ve got you in a scissors hold.
Second Wrestler: Cut it out!
Joke #11592
Q: What are a wrestler’s favorite colors?
A: Black and blue.
Joke #11590
Angry Man: Little boy, have you seen who broke my window?
Little Boy: No, but have you seen my soccer ball?
Joke #11589
First Fan: What’s the score of the game?
Second Fan: Eight to five.
First Fan: Who’s winning?
Second Fan: Eight.
Joke #11588
Teacher: Johnny, name the four seasons.
Johnny: Football, basketball, baseball, and soccer.
Joke #11587
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Soccerjawea.
Joke #11586
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze got the ball?
Joke #11585
Q: What position did the monster play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What position did the ghost play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.
Joke #11584
Father: What did you think of your first soccer game, son?
Son: It was okay, Dad, but those guys never learned how to share.
Father: Why do you say that?
Son: They’re still fighting over who gets the ball.