Q: Who makes the best lovers?
A: Spacemen. They’re out of this world!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11675
Q: On Mars what is pigskin used for mostly?
A: To hold pigs together.
Joke #11674
Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-plop?
A: A Martian laughing his head off.
Joke #11673
Q: An astronaut spent a week on the moon. He left on Wednesday and came back on the same Wednesday. How did he do it?
A: His spaceship was named Wednesday.
Joke #11672
Q: When does ten plus ten equal fifteen?
A: When you add wrong.
Joke #11671
Q: What’s the best way to catch a fish on another planet?
A: Have someone throw it at you.
Joke #11670
Q: What’s six feet long, is green and has eyes.
A: A Martian’s tennis shoes.
Joke #11669
Q: What four letters would frighten a timid visitor from space?
A: O I C U.
Joke #11668
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: To find Pluto.
Joke #11667
Q: What’s the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A: All the difference in the world.
Joke #11666
Q: Why do astronauts wear red suspenders?
A: To hold their pants up.
Joke #11665
Q: What animal has two humps and is found on the moon?
A: A lost camel.
Joke #11664
Q: What did the little spacepods say when they were caught and put into the freezer?
A: Foiled again.
Joke #11663
Q: Why did the spaceman salute the TV set?
A: He saw it was General Electric.
Joke #11662
Q: What did the space creatures have for breakfast?
A: Unidentified frying objects.