Rumor has it that newlyweds love to visit a new horse racing track at Niagra Falls, because during the races they allow paramutual petting.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #12430
Rumor has it that drinking can be dangerous to the health you’re toasting.
Joke #12429
Rumor has it that a boxer who gets beat up in a fight is usually a sore loser.
Joke #12426
“Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Simple. I married the wrong person.”
Joke #12425
My husband keeps me on a strict allowance… fifty words a day!
Joke #12424
My wife and I argue so much that when our anniversary comes around, we celebrate it with a minute of silence.
Joke #12423
My husband makes my life miserable. If I were reincarnated as a dog, he’d come back as a flea.
Joke #12422
My husband is so lazy that now with easy open lids on beer cans, he doesn’t get any exercise at all.
Joke #12421
The best thing for married people who continually argue is separate bedrooms, in separate houses, in separate states!
Joke #12420
NEWLYWED HUSBAND: “Honey, tomorrow I plan to shoot some dice if it’s all right with you?”
NEWLYWED WIFE: “It’s okay with me, but don’t bring any home. I don’t know the first thing about cooking them.”
Joke #12419
A TV rating outfit recently called a sample of the male population in New York and asked, “Who are you listening to at this time?”
Of the respondents, .995 percent answered, “My wife.”
Joke #12418
Q: Do you know what keeps the average married man from buying a color TV set?
A: …Reading the price tag in black and white.
Joke #12417
Mother to her teenaged daughter: “Are you going steady now?”
“Yes, I am, Mom. On Tuesday with Mike, Wednesday with Jimmy, Thursday with Frankie…”
Joke #12416
A man came home one night and found his house locked up tight. He searched his pockets, but couldn’t find his house key.
After trying all the first-floor windows, he finally climbed up on a garbage can and in through a second-story window. he turned on the lights and found a note from his wife on a table: “Dear, I have gone to the store. you will find the key under the mat.”
Joke #12415
One teenaged gal to another: “Danny and I are going steady, and our romance is looking up. His dad raised his allowance.”