The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the fiscal year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter. Well, I’m down to my last quarter and they haven’t improved.
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Joke #12446
The ocean is so polluted now that one day soon the tide will go out, and instead of coming in the next day, it will call in sick.
Joke #12445
Figure this out. Department stores always stock toys on the top shelf and denture pads on the bottom shelf.
Joke #12444
Hopeless Herbie doesn’t have a business mind. He thinks the stock market is a wholesale butcher shop.
Joke #12443
Everyone in the world is feeling the money crunch. This year at the North Pole, Santa Claus showed up at the unemployment office the day after Christmas.
Joke #12442
Times have really changed, even for household pets. In the good old days a man’s pet hound stretched out in front of the fireplace. Now it lounges in front of the air conditioner.
Joke #12440
Did you ever get the feeling you were sent somewhere by a rent-a-fool company so everyone else could have a good time?
Joke #12439
The way my kids eat, after meals we’re lucky to have the napkins and plates left over.
Joke #12438
It’s bad enough that a dollar doesn’t go very far these days, but what’s worse is that it doesn’t even stay around very long.
Joke #12437
Talk about hypocrites — I went to a natural wildlife preservation dinner last week… and all of the women there were wearing fur coats and all of the men had on alligator shoes.
Joke #12436
Just once, wouldn’t it be nice to fly someplace and end up in the same city as your luggage?
Joke #12435
Did you ever wonder why that little bell rings when you pull into a gas station? It warns the attendant in the office not to go outside for at least ten minutes.
Joke #12434
Rumor has it that rumors are nothing but rumors.
Joke #12433
Rumor has it that Washington is going to solve the crime problem by legalizing mugging.
Joke #12432
Rumor has it that tall people live longer lives than short people.