Paying the high price of a postage stamp is bad enough, but don’t you just hate it when a clerk sells you a stamp that has no glue on the back of it?
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Joke #12462
Today, the C.I.A. reported that it discovered a leak in its secret affairs headquarters. All of Washington was in turmoil until a spokesman clarified the report by stating the leak was in a sink in the men’s room.
Joke #12461
In Dallas, the local I.R.S. agents have come up with a new nickname. They’ve dubbed themselves “The Taxes Rangers.”
Joke #12460
New York City, N.Y.: A spaceship from Mars tried to land here yesterday, but couldn’t find a parking space. So the ship moved on to East Orange, N.J.
Joke #12459
Scientists have just invented a new jet liner that can fly around the world in three hours and thirty minutes. The flight itself takes thirty minutes and the plane has to circle the field for three hours before getting clearance to land.
Joke #12458
From the looks of our local police force, the best way we can support them is to buy them girdles.
Joke #12457
We just heard that Italy is sponsoring a new award for excellence in the field of junk food. It’s called the Nobel Pizza Prize.
Joke #12456
With the severe gas shortages, Detroit is making economy models so small that when a new car hits a pedestrian, the car gets totaled, but all the pedestrian gets is a scraped knee.
Joke #12455
A recent report stated that due to inflation, our bodies, which used to be worth only 98 cents, are now worth $5.60. Isn’t it depressing to know that a good sirloin steak is worth more than you are!
And even more depressing, while people are only worth five dollars and sixty cents, pet turtles cost ten bucks!
Joke #12453
How can you believe a forecast of continued sunshine when you see the local weatherman carrying an umbrella to work?
Joke #12452
With inflation the way it is, the cost of operating a shopping cart in a supermarket is now about $50.00 per aisle.
Joke #12451
“I’m glad to see that inflation hasn’t affected our local Congressman.”
“What do you mean?”
“He’s still a two-bit politician.”
Joke #12450
With the rising cost of food prices, who can afford to be immortal?
Joke #12449
Rivers are so polluted today that if Washington were alive, he wouldn’t have to row across the Delaware — he could walk across it.
Joke #12448
There are ways for middle-class Americans to save money these days, but who wants to starve or go homeless?