Q: When is it time to reconsider what you do with your wealth?
A: When you spend $400 on escargot at a fancy French restaurant.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #21426
Q: What’s the difference between a KKK member and a teenager?
A: The KKK member hates people for no reason!
Joke #21425
Q: What do you call a KKK member?
A: Not only a KKK member, but the blacklist office.
Joke #21424
Q: What do you call a bunch of racists?
A: People who got madd messed up opinions of whoever they’re hatin!
Joke #21423
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Joke #21422
Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?
A: Take your foot off their head.
Joke #21366
Q: What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
A: The cisterns of mercy.
Joke #21365
Q: How does a perky goth paint his ceiling black?
A: He dyes his hair and starts bouncing.
Joke #21364
Q: What happens if you don’t pay the exorcist?
A: You get repossessed.
Joke #21363
Q: What’s black and knocks on the window?
A: A goth in a microwave.
Joke #21362
Q: What’s black and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby goth.
Joke #21361
Q: Why did the goth cross the road?
A: It didn’t, it was dead.
Joke #21360
Q: How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?
A: None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Joke #21359
Q: How many frat boys does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: That depends on how thinly you slice them.
Joke #21358
Q: How many “New Kids on the Block” does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Only one if you throw it hard enough.