In college I was in a class so large that by the time the professor finished calling the roll, it was time for the next class.
Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #12594
I was a five letter man my first year in college… and the letters were F-L-U-N-K!
Joke #12593
How big is the University of Texas’ campus? Let me put it this way. it’s the only college in America that has its own subway system.
Joke #12592
There’s a college campus in Texas so huge that the air fare from the dormitory to the lecture hall is a hundred dollars.
Joke #12589
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “I just had lunch an hour ago.”
PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: “You mean you ‘think’ you just had lunch.”
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “No, I’m sure. I ate six stuffed peppers.”
PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: “That’s still no proof. You could think you ate six stuffed peppers. It could all be in your mind.”
PHILOSOPHY STUDENT: “That’s impossible, Professor. I know I had lunch because I have indigestion, and it’s in my stomach not my mind.”
Joke #12588
Education has finally come up with an effective way to deal with high school students who are habitual trouble makers. They graduate them!
Joke #12587
Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
A: So he could grade his eggs.
Joke #12586
CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR: “Rollins, what does HNO3 mean?”
ROLLINS: “Uh… well… I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue, Prof.”
CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR: “Well, you’d better spit it out fast! It’s nitric acid.”
Joke #12585
THE IRONY OF TEACHING: The good kids you have to pass to the next grade, while the bad kids end up spending another year with you.
Joke #12584
In the school library, a lad stopped a young girl and said, “Excuse me, but haven’t I met you somewhere?”
The gal replied, “Sure you have. I go there often.”
Joke #12583
Did you hear about the college student who got rally worried that something had happened to his parents? He hadn’t gotten a check from them in weeks.
Joke #12582
DAD: “Son, I want you to have something I never had in school.”
SON: “What’s that? Passing grades?”
Joke #12580
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: “Do you want to learn to drive in a hurry?”
STUDENT: “Yes, do you have a crash course?”
Joke #12579
Q: What kind of dog would a chemistry professor have?
A: A laboratory retriever.
Joke #12578
PROFESSOR (to biology class): “If you should have a question at any time during the test, just raise your hand. That should allow enough blood to drain from your arm to your brain, so that you can solve your problem on your own.