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Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #12704
Did you ever notice that the car that you drive to work day in and day out decides to break down just before your vacation starts?
Joke #12703
I saved my money in my mattress for a rainy day, and a flood washed away my bed.
Joke #12702
I’ll tell you what kind of luck I have. If there were another great flood tomorrow, I’d be caught holding a bag of cement.
Joke #12701
With the cost of jogging sneakers as high as it is now, I know what people mean when they talk about running in debt.
Joke #12700
Why is it that you always remember the real reason you wrote a letter in the first place after you’ve already sealed the envelope?
Joke #12699
Being here is as much fun as hugging a cactus.
Joke #12697
Guy: “Would you like to dance?”
Girl: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you.”
Guy: “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.”
Joke #12695
Everybody in school thought I’d grow up to be a famous comedian. They voted me the person most likely to be laughed at.
Joke #12694
We’re so poor that when we have soup and sandwiches for supper, we can’t even afford the sandwiches.
Joke #12693
I guess I’ll always be a second-class citizen. If everybody in the world were beautiful butterflies, I’d be a lowly moth.
Joke #12692
I’m so unpopular that even if I changed my name to “Occupant,” I bet I still wouldn’t get any mail.
Joke #12691
I’m the only student in the world who graduated from college Summa Cum Default.
Joke #12690
Nobody likes me. For my high school yearbook photo, they made me wear a bag over my head.
Joke #12689
I’m so poor, I’m the only guy in town with a wash-and-wear tuxedo.