MADGE: “Carol, tell me more gossip about Mike and Linda.”
CAROL: “I can’t, Madge. I already told you more than I heard myself.”
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Joke #12794
You can always recognize a gossip at a beauty parlor. She’s the lady with a face full of mud and an ear full of dirt.
Joke #12793
“I have a magic savings account at the bank.”
“What do you mean?”
“My wife makes money disappear from it.”
Joke #12792
Girls, don’t worry about an individual retirement plan. Marry a rich man.
Joke #12791
Doctor Smith phoned Mike, his mechanic, in the middle of the night and said, “It’s my engine again, Mike. I can’t get it started. That car is one big headache!”
“Well, Doc, take two aspirin and phone me again in the morning.”
Joke #12790
MOTHER: “If evolution really worked, I’d have more than one pair of hands.”
Joke #12789
BOSS: “Smith has a fractured skull. How did the accident happen?”
JONES: “Well, Smith said to me, ‘I’ll hold this spike and when I nod my head, hit it with the sledgehammer.”
Joke #12788
I have a friend who’s so rich, it’s disgusting! When his car runs out of gas, he throws it away and buys a new one.
Joke #12787
It’s time to start an exercise program when your old rival for your wife’s hand tells you how young and fit you look.
Joke #12786
Did you hear about the man who made sofa beds all day and slept on his job all night?
Joke #12785
I don’t favor a four-day work week. It doesn’t give me enough time to rest up for my weekends.
Joke #12784
MAN: “I got airsick again last week.”
WOMAN: “Oh, were you in an airplane?”
MAN: “No. In Los Angeles.”
Joke #12783
Did you hear about the two kids whose room was so dirty that their roaches moved to a better neighborhood?
Joke #12782
My boss is a strange guy. When he makes a donation to charity, he likes to remain anonymous. So he doesn’t sign the check.
Joke #12781
Used car salesmen never push their products because the people who buy them end up doing it for them.