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Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #13020
The hotel I stayed in during my vacation was a tourist trap. Nothing was free. I even had to rent a pen to sign the register.
Joke #13019
Last summer was so hot, I actually didn’t mind getting icy stares from strangers.
Joke #13018
Bus and taxi drivers have this uncanny knack for knowing when people are late for work. That’s why they pass them by every time.
Joke #13017
I thought about visiting Japan on vacation this year. But when summer rolled around, I found I just didn’t have the yen to make the trip.
Joke #13016
Midgets are the only people who don’t mind being in debt up to their ears.
Joke #13015
The only time I’m positive there aren’t two sides to every argument is when I’m in one.
Joke #13013
“I’m so poor,” the old gentleman said with a sigh, “That my hearing aid on a party line.”
Joke #13012
A woman on a local bus was making a real pest of herself by asking the driver every few minutes, “Have we come to Walnut Drive yet?” After twenty minutes, she finally said, “Tell me, how will I know when we get to Walnut Drive?”
The driver turned to her and answered, “By the big smile on my face, lady!”
Joke #13011
TEACHER: “What were General Custer’s last words?”
STUDENT: “Gee! What happened? They seemed so friendly at the dance.”
Joke #13010
DENTIST: “Which tooth is bothering you?”
GANGSTER: “Find it yourself! I’m no stool pigeon!”
Joke #13009
CABBIE: “Where to, buddy?”
PASSENGER: “Drive off a cliff. I’m committing suicide!”
Joke #13008
CUSTOMER: “I’d like a robe to wear around my house.”
SALESMAN: “Fine, how big is your house?”
Joke #13007
HAROLD: “I just got a new dog for my wife.”
LOUIE: “Sounds like a real great trade.”
Joke #13006
“You’re in a terrible state,” the policeman said to the drunk.
“I don’t know about that,” answered the drunk. “New Jersey is no worse than any other place.”