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Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #13813
Q: What do you get when you cross a toy with an elf?
A: A present that wraps itself.
Joke #13812
Q: What’s worse than a hoarse caroller?
A: A reindeer that’s afraid of heights.
Joke #13811
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me pick up this heavy present.
Joke #13810
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: Vixen punched him.
Joke #13809
Q: What do you get when you cross Rudolph with a homing pigeon?
A: A creature that keeps coming back, bringing you presents!
Joke #13807
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He has a cold!
Joke #13806
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you had nice holidays!
Joke #13805
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift him two presents, now he wants two more!
Joke #13804
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice wear (I swear) I’ve been good all year!
Joke #13803
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara monster on the roof or is that Santa Claus?
Joke #13802
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you were good all year?
Joke #13801
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys not me who got coal in my stocking!
Joke #13800
Q: What’s the best part about being a reindeer?
A: The frequent flyer miles.
Joke #13799
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stockings.
Stockings who?
Stockings’ll keep your feet warm!