Q: What country do dogs love to visit?
A: Mongrolia!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #17522
“What’s wrong, son?” asks Eddie’s father.
“I lost my puppy,” sobs Eddie.
“Don’t cry,” says the concerned father. “We’ll get your dog back. We’ll put an ad in the paper.”
“That won’t do any good,” wails Eddie. “The dog can’t read!”
Joke #17521
DOG: “I want to sell this dog bone!”
AD REPRESENTATIVE: “Bones are listed in the calcified ads!”
Joke #17520
Q: Which pet is seen most often on TV?
A: Rabbit (ears)!
Joke #17519
1ST RABBIT: “Guess who’s flying in today… Amelia Harehart!”
2nd RABBIT: “I know… She’s landing at O’HARE international HAREPORT!”
Joke #17518
JENNIE: “It’s really raining cats and dogs!”
JANIE: “I know — I just stepped in a poodle!”
Joke #17515
Q: What superhero is Catland’s favorite?
A: Catman, of course!
Joke #17514
Q: Who is one cool cat at Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Joke #17513
Q: What American statesman is the all-time canine favorite?
A: Benji-min Franklin!
Joke #17512
Q: Who is Catland’s heavyweight boxing champ?
A: Muhammad Ali-cat!
Joke #17511
Q: Which dog is a member of English royalty?
A: The Duke of Yorkie!
Joke #17510
Q: What famous cat never got his feet wet?
A: Puss in Boots!
Joke #17509
Q: Which pet snakes do very well in arithmetic?
A: The adders!
Joke #17507
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!
Joke #17506
Q: Which pet is a librarian’s best friend?
A: The cat-alogue!