Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #8991
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Joke #8990
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it.
Joke #8978
“Reading that John Grisham book made me want to live on a cotton farm.”
“Why would you want to live on a cotton farm?”
“So I can have my own Mexicans”
Joke #8976
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A: Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
Joke #8975
Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: “Not according to Dad.”
Joke #8974
Q: What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Joke #8973
Q: What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog?
A: Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Joke #8972
Q: How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
A: By putting a plunger in the toilet.
Joke #8971
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
Joke #8970
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Joke #8969
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s new book?
A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”
Joke #8968
Q: What’s the new game they’re playing in the White House?
A: Swallow the Leader
Joke #8967
Q: How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A: The President after Bush
Joke #8966
Q: What’s Monica Lewinsky’s favorite instrument?
A: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!