Q: What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A: A blind date.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #9044
Q: What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
A: A thank you from Santa!
Joke #9043
Q: Why didn’t JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
A: They figured they would wash up on shore!
Joke #9042
Q: Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie?
A: It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Joke #9041
Q: Why does Hillary always get on top?
A: Bill can only screw up.
Joke #9040
Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson’s dog.
Joke #9039
Q: Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
A: Their motto is “Your luggage will arrive before you do!”
Joke #9038
Q: What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?
A: One more mishap!
Joke #9037
Q: How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?
A: He took a crash course.
Joke #9036
Q: What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?
A: Ocean Spray.
Joke #9035
Q: What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha’s Vineyard?
A: The runway.
Joke #9034
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Joke #9033
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses?
A: He’s afraid of the draft.
Joke #9032
Q: Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton?
A: Because faggots like assholes better than Bush.
Joke #9031
Q: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning?
A: Sends him to work!