Q: Why do vultures like the road kill on country roads?
A: They prefer home cooking.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #10820
Q: What did the characters in Alive! yell before going swimming?
A: “Last one in is a coddled egg!”
Joke #10819
Q: What did the survivors eat for dessert in Alive!?
A: Soccer torte.
Joke #10818
Q: Why did nobody in Alive! want to oversleep?
A: They didn’t want to be breakfast in bed.
Joke #10817
Q: How did the kid get the fly out of his milk?
A: He just skimmed the top.
Joke #10816
Q: What’s the difference between a moving doughnut and a falling man with a gunshot wound?
A: One’s a rolling hole and the other’s a holey roler.
Joke #10815
Q: What’s the difference between somebody living in the Arctic and a catfish?
A: In the Arctic they eat fat to stay warm, and a catfish eats worms to stay fat.
Joke #10814
Q: What do you call it when Uncle Morty’s corpse sits up straight?
A: Rigorous Morty.
Joke #10813
Q: What do you call a scalped corpse that gets run over by a wagon?
A: A rumpled still skinned.
Joke #10774
Q: Why do flies eat throw-up?
A: It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.
Joke #10773
Q: What do you get when you mix franks and beans, a hot day, and a kid with a queasy stomach?
A: I don’t know, but you’re standing in it.
Joke #10772
Q: What do you call a dish featuring meat from pigs and people?
A: Pork and beings.
Joke #10769
Q: Why are franks and beans such a good lunch on a hot day?
A: They are as good coming up as they are going down.
Joke #10768
Q: Why do gnats love open sores?
A: Because they don’t have to worry about who gets to eat the scab.
Joke #10766
Q: Why do mother birds vomit into their chicks’ mouths?
A: They hate to send them out without a hot breakfast.