My secretary isn’t an office gossip. She’s a magician. She can turn an eyeful or an earful into a mouthful.
Category Archives: (C) Misogyny Jokes
Joke #12795
MADGE: “Carol, tell me more gossip about Mike and Linda.”
CAROL: “I can’t, Madge. I already told you more than I heard myself.”
Joke #12794
You can always recognize a gossip at a beauty parlor. She’s the lady with a face full of mud and an ear full of dirt.
Joke #12793
“I have a magic savings account at the bank.”
“What do you mean?”
“My wife makes money disappear from it.”
Joke #12792
Girls, don’t worry about an individual retirement plan. Marry a rich man.
Joke #12778
Q: How do you make a woman explode?
A: Try dropping one.
Joke #12773
Q: Did you hear about the lady who was proud to call herself a housewife?
A: She was married to Matthew J. House, a wealthy businessman.
Joke #12716
SECRETARY: “I don’t care much for a man’s company, unless he owns it.”
Joke #12715
What kind of girl is she? Let me put it this way. As soon as a man loses his capital, she loses her interest.
Joke #12714
BOSS: “Watch out for your new secretary. She has a split personality.”
OFFICE BACHELOR: “What do you mean?”
BOSS: “If she finds you have a fat savings account, she’ll try to get you to split it with her.”
Joke #12712
BOYFRIEND: “Let’s be true to each other even though we’re going to be away from each other all summer. I promise to go out only with men.”
GIRLFRIEND: “Okay. I promise to do the same.”
Joke #12711
OVERHEARD: “I want a man who’s clever enough to make a lot of money, and dumb enough to spend it all on me.”
Joke #12710
WIFE: “Wake up! Wake up! There’s a burglar in the kitchen and he’s eating the leftover stew we had for supper.”
HUSBAND: “Go back to sleep and don’t worry, dear. I’ll bury him in the morning.”
Joke #12708
JUDGE: “Tell me, Miss, do you promise to take the groom for better or worse?”
BRIDE: “Judge, I promise to take him for everything.”
Joke #12628
OVERHEARD: “A college professor was telling a friend, ‘My wife is very optimistic about my future. She has already spent my next year’s salary.”