Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered.
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #18293
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter (wait till) your father gets home!
Joke #18285
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Joke #18284
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Liver
Liver who?
Liver ’round here?
Joke #18214
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
One door.
One door who?
One door woman (Wonder Woman).
Joke #18036
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?
Joke #17971
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hygiene.
Hygiene who?
Hygiene, how ya’ doin’?
Joke #17873
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the cookie jar and see if there’s any left.
Joke #17846
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Broth
Broth who?
Broth-er, this is good soup.
Joke #17845
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Soup du jour.
Soup du jour who?
Soup du jour (shut the door), it’s cold outside!
Joke #17689
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
Joke #17688
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’ll warn you before I come in!
Joke #17687
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me hide under the bed with you?
Joke #17686
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef-ore I tell you, let me come in!
Joke #17685
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah ghost in the house?